Get off my lawn

Those damn hippies are back at it again. You're perfectly manicured garden is under attack, and they must be evicted!
Play as human or orc.
The map runs on "pillow fight" stats so all units do 1 pierce damage at base upgrades. The lore implication is that those ***** hippies are too helpless to fight you with any real beef. And you are limited to use "less than lethal" means of evicting the hippies. This does not include towers or magic so be warned!
The map also works on "brain rot attention span" building rules, meaning all buildings and units come out instantly. The lore implication of this is that the hippies breed like rabbits and you are a strong muscular team that makes it happen.
This is supposed to be just a fun minigame... so have fun!