Replaces: All Sounds

I just found the way to make a Complete Crack Life sound pack taken from Original (HL1, HL Source Campaign), the Campaign Mode (HL1) and Remastered Version (Black Mesa). Most geniuses have the figure to turn this mod into something funny.

MrBinka, Siemka321, International Minds: Developers of these.
Valve (HL1 and TF2): Original Sound Files
KleinerJay: Edited

Melee:

Crowbar - Crowbar
Tonfa - Fists
Frying Pan - Scientist Head [Fire w/ Fire] (Secret Weapon in HL1 Campaign)
Katana - Katana (Secret Weapon in Campaign Mode)
Guitar - Super Hammer (Secret Weapon in Campaign Mode)

Firearms:

Pistols - Pengas Gun/D*ck Gun
Magnum - Finger Gun
Shotgun, Auto Shotgun - Centered Shotgun
Chrome Shotgun, Spas - Dual Sawed-off Shotguns (New Weapon in Campaign Mode)
Silenced SMG - Silenced Pistol
SMG - Super Automatic Machine Gun
AK47 - HoH SiS Dorito
M16 - M4
SCAR - MP44 (New Weapon in CL: Source)
Hunting Rifle - Crossbow
Military Sniper - Laser Cannon
M60 - Text-to-Speech Violating Sentry Turret
Grenade Launcher - Pepsi Launcher
.50 Cal - Mounted Spartan Gun
Minigun - Ceiling Turret

Items:

Pipe Bomb - Pepsi Grenade
First Aid Kit - Sexual Health Charger (Yello - Oh Yeah)
Defibrillator - Skrillyd Charge Attack
Adrenaline - Morphine Injection (Healing Weapon in Campaign Mode)