Reviews for 2019 II: The Blartening

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    • EshmawyMan
      EshmawyMan

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      2

      A Waste

      It's really nothing and I thought it got big big potential and something great would be waiting, but found nothing in return for all that lagging and nonsense. Chapters were pretty short and pointless as a whole chapter can be just about a short slow movie going on and the new funny thing is asking us to pay for the bile bomb in order to take it. LOL. No sorry, I can survive great zombie apocalypses with my melee or auto-shotgun. The campaign ended in chapter 3? 3.03 GB are about what really? A waste of download, a waste of space and a waste of time. Chapter 4 " Arrival " is the same as chapter 3 .. WTF!
      • @PinchedMarrow65, sorry for an a$$ like you.
      • That's because this campaign has multiple endings, silly!
    • PanosGR
      PanosGR

      Posted this review

      2

      CRAP

      - Annoying graphics
      - Very annoying story (no story actually).
      - Very Very annoying Music
      - Very Very Very annoying loading times and cutscenes.
      - Very Very Very Very annoying message when getting ammo. 
      You want more? I don't think so!  
      
      1/5 is obligatory. The actual verdict by me is MINUS / 5
    • VincentGR
      VincentGR

      Posted this review

      2

      GARBAGE

      No plot.
      Ugly textures.
      Cinematics with no logic.
      No gameplay.
      Huge in-game purchase message that makes you blind, I though it was an E.A game.
    • scooderic
      scooderic

      Posted this review

      2

      just

      屎地图,最屎的图。
    • ErrorUnknownGT
      ErrorUnknownGT

      Posted this review

      2

      Review

      Waste of bandwidth. Pretty unfunny millennial American humour thrown into a mediocre L4D experience is bound to produce bad results. Loved the missing texture ending I got as well. Don't understand what the point of this was, plot was impossible to follow cuz of the god-awful music in the background could barely hear what the guy was saying. Short chapters, barely any gameplay. Maybe one joke got a chuckle out of me and that was that.
    • Roflmahwafflz
      Roflmahwafflz

      Posted this review

      10

      THE BASE IS BLOOP!

      Paul Blart is not a badass... hey you, scooba dooby doo...
      
      Turns out the dank memes can melt steel beams 0_0
    • LetterTwentyOne
      LetterTwentyOne

      Posted this review

      10

      el brillianto

      me encanta el señor gordo Paul Blart . él es el hombre más grande bulto y es mejor que Shrek . si podía coger con Paul Blart lo haría en un santiamén. Me gustaría entrar Kevin James ano esfínter.

      This review was posted before the latest release.

    • Geoff Portnoy
      Geoff Portnoy

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      10

      Perfection

      i dunno who made this but it is perfect. the guy who voices daniel is brilliant. i love it.

      This review was posted before the latest release.

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